Agent Orange Dumped Near Alaskan Streams Causing Crab Die-Off & Birth Defects?

There was a video that made its rounds on the internet a year or so ago that showed some government contracted company dumping huge amounts of agent orange in Alaska near the runoff to the streams that feed into the Bearing Sea.

Then just a few months later we had the mysterious crab die-off, Red Lobster shut down too. Could Americans in the know who are involved with the dark net who ate out often dining on seafood have abandoned sushi out of fear of genetic defects caused by agent orange?

Agent orange is a very potent molecule, effective at just a few parts per trillion. The dumping that was recorded was of perhaps millions of gallons. Could there be a secretive infiltration of our government by children of the dark technocracy who were abused by these child trafficking ring leaders, who have taken matters into their own hands and used such tactics to cause unspeakable mutilations in the children of the upper class who may have caused issues such as BPA/Phthalate plasticizer poisoning to them by not maintaining proper standards in government?

Or could it be much more technical than that? Could mother nature be playing ball by washing one hand with the other...could the nature of quantum mechanics in chance be so intricately perfect that there is are two birds lined up perfectly for such a single stone, in that those who were recessive for the right reasons might be missed by these little balls of nascent doom?

But wait!! one might interject...wouldn't recession's clause actually call for one not being able to know the correct way at any rate? Wasn't that the whole gist of the extenuation's seemless beauty?...and they'd be right...so then how could nature be able to determine who gets the dirty anago and who does not? Well, that would rely upon the information of secession's extenuation's caveat, in that those of us who may have been recessive in certain ways who were doing so out of the better instinct and not the worse would immediately be saved by the light and reverse gears accordingly, just to miss that fateful dinner party in lieu of one sans nature's efficient ways of grouping like with like.

So, for those who would dare fly in the face of such serene opportunity as federal metamorphosis to come together as one and let bygones be bygones, with either side just as in debt to the other, the obvious assumption might be made, that they would be more likely to have ingested these heinous molecules which cause strokes, aneurysms, etc, but even worse cause the most horrific birth defects one could imagine.