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New Chinese Superman Robot That Runs Faster Than Most Athletes Obviously Seen Carrying a Bottleneck

Aug 18
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Updated: Aug 21


If you look hyper-closely at the image you can obviously see the bottleneck that the robot would be carrying.


No, the bottleneck is not made from any sort of futuristic material that you can take to the river and drink out of while also sparing bloodletting and genital mutilation of small animals, your children included.


On the bright side, we'll be that much faster when we go to jail via the consciousness vacuum into our clones maintained by our new NBE after drinking too much at the river out of the fountain of youth...as we refederate into the quantum dimension of course.

 
 
 

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