Mandate Transition to Stone Paper to Save the Woods

Stone paper is paper made from crushed rock and plastic, it's waterproof too!

This paper is environmentally friendly because it saves the trees and can be recycled more easily and more times than paper.  Plastic might be unwanted ostensibly, but hey, there's tons of it around to make paper as we transition to something we wont' be required to pick up 20 million years from now, which is how long it takes for some plastics to biodegrade.

Stone paper can be written on with normal ink, and can still be read after being submerged in water...it can be dried and used again.

A simple stroke of the key would be all that is needed to advance the best weapon there is: the pen.

And trees, being the lowliest lifeform of them all, should stay on the bottom of the food chain, as TP!!! (LoL)