Rash of Child-Trafficking Karmatics Ensuring Shelters for Pulsar Emission?

If the legends are true of Eucharist, dragons volcanoes and such and that pulsar emissions could cause supervolcano winters due to extreme acute warming and icecap melt.  Could the insanity humanity is going through recently be due to this event drawing near, like students scrambling for a final they haven't prepared for?

Could this be some last ditch effort by karma mama to sneak enough bunkers into our midst under the guise of child trafficking dungeons?

Could we use Christian principles to somehow persuade those left to switch sides?  Or could reincarnation be real?...allowing their lines to be usurped in a diabolical leapfrog, saving all the work?

Fat chance...lol