Recent F-16 Military Fighter Jet Emergency Landing Due To GMO's?

https://www.nj.com/atlantic/2024/01/nj-international-airport-briefly-shuts-down-when-fighter-jet-makes-an-emergency-landing.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

There's only one thing that can make you have to land a fighter jet for no reason.

And that's the GM BM.

If you've ever had to turn your self inside-out on the toilet after eating GMO food, you know what the deal is.  Some concentrations and GMO's are worse than others, but being loose and not digesting your meal is across the board, which go hand in hand with preservatives.

This brings new meaning to the term "New Jersey burn-out."

Lets just hope this is all part of a bigger plan...a plan to have colostomy ports implanted on all of our warriors!