Pass Legislation Requiring Minimum Wage to Fluctuate w/Living Costs

There was an article I read the other day, which stated that it takes 3 adults working full time to afford a 1 bedroom apartment, and that was in Houston where rent is the most affordable in the nation.

We wonder why crime rates are going up, it is because people simply cannot afford to live honestly, which should be seen as a direct result of fallout from higher, historical fraud in the Federal Reserve, which basically trickled the fires of entropy and misorganization downhill.

One way to compel heinous crimes such as child trafficking is to maintain minimum wage at a level making it basically impossible for a single adult to afford a place to live.  Some may say that minimum wage should be at a level where 2 people working full time could afford a place to live, and I would agree, but we must remember here that we want our society to be enjoyable if not fashionable though also have those principles of competition.  Setting minimum wage at a level requiring 2 people to work full time takes the romance out of society.  A large aspect of marriage and family is being able to save money by pairing up.  If a single person cannot afford a place on minimum wage, how can they ever find a mate, or have something to look forward to for that matter?

Furthermore, what about the kids?  Why would we set minimum wage which makes no time for children?  It should be unspoken that singles should be able to afford a place, then once they are married, the extra money and time saved would of course go to child-rearing.  If we don't have time for our kids, then society will devolve, which is what we are seeing now, where 3 adults must work full time to afford a one bedroom apartment, which is totally backward, if not troglodyte...I mean, do you really want Uncle Fred alone with your kid while you're working the nightshift, in the dining area behind a sheet for a partition? NO!

Every few years this stuff comes to a head, and then it gets fixed by a rise in minimum wage, but what if our currency ever starts to deflate, which is not a bad thing at all, by the way.  People on minimum wage might make too much money then.  And then it hits you, for those of us with legal experience, that having to change minimum wage all the time instead of create a policy allowing it to fluctuate is a deprivation of rights alone.

MINIMUM WAGE SHOULD FLUCTUATE at a level making it reasonable for a single person to afford a modest place to live.  If we do not cater to our good workers who are NOT on SS, and basically pay the way for way to many people who are disabled, we are only asking for it.  Such a law would compliment our inurement and help to reverse our degradations, and could even be tailored to each state, in order to be more responsive.